Do you know me? Perhaps you’ve seen me in such photos as
SPR w/Hannah Juliano
SPR w/Rachel Chalhoub
SPR w/ 2/5ths of Pentatonix
Also, this (don’t ask).
SPR w/Jo Vinson and Ted Trembinski
I’m Sean Patrick Riley, aka SPR, aka That Guy In Pictures With Everyone. It’s kind of my thing. If there’s an aca-event, I’ll (try to) be there, and I’ll be in front of a camera. Standing impressively close to someone pretty. That’s where the magic happens. Have you noticed that in all the pictures, my companions and I are devastatingly attractive? That’s what happens when one poses with me. It’s like osmosis. I’ve been offered large sums of money to attend non-aca events and work it, but I am true to my community. If you thought you saw a picture of me and someone else at, say, the Westminster Dog Show or some NASCAR event, rest assured that was not me. Often imitated, never duplicated.
Posers. There are some lawsuits in progress, but my attorney said I shouldn’t talk about that.
I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve been told that a picture with me at an aca-event is now a must, a sought-after souvenir of a life well-lived, a song well-sung. I truly believe that every moment can be a photo op. Because SPR + some photo taking device + you = awesome. I want to make that happen for you, because that’s the kind of guy I am. So if you come to BOSS (and you should), I will be there for you, smile at the ready, arms open. Put on your lanyard, find me, find a camera/phone/sketch artist, maybe even find a historic landmark, and it will be ON. You might even end up on my Facebook wall. You’re welcome. See you at BOSS, beautiful people.
This could be you!